Hey, did you ever hear about the one-armed jockey? Apparently he's surprisingly good at his job.
What's the deal with airline food? I mean, does it come with the ticket, or am I going to have to pay seperately?
I spilled spot remover on my dog. I have to go to the vet.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. I had a blast.
How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
A priest, a rabbi, and the Pope walk into a bar. They all sat at separate locations.
Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven Ate Nine Ten Eleven Twelve.
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Blog Author: Harry Klassen
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