10 Reasons Why Paper Mario is Cooler than Regular Mario

1. He's made of paper.

2. In a rock-paper-scissors match, there's only a 1/3 chance that he'll lose. The downside of this is they'll see paper coming.

3. He's modelled after supermodels. Just like them, he contains the power of invisibility when he turns sideways.

4. He flies around in a paper plane which costs nothing compared to a real plane.

5. Technically you could eat him without fear of lead poisoning.

6. You might be able to fold Paper Mario seven times, but that's still seven times more than Regular Mario.

7. If you lose a balloon or kite, Paper Mario could float up to get it. But then he'd float away.

8. He COULD give you a really bad paper cut, but don't worry, he's cool.

9. He doesn't have to dress up like raccoons to fly.

10. He's a piece of paper that unclogs your toilet. How cool is that?

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Blog Author: Nick Paddison